I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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