I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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