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Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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