My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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