We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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