If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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