Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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