I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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