My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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