i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you have to choose: penises or morals?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
do nipples grow back?
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