K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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