Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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