Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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