I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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