some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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