How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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