i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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