i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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