so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Dick very happy bro
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
