they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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