We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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