it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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