my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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