I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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