AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She bit a glass in half.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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