Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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