Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
How's work?
Spinning.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
