why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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