Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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