R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I can't put those talents on a resume
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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