Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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