He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
