did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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