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My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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