U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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