dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize