sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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