Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Is it penis luge time yet?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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