so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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