32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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