I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
