you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Randomize