told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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