Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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