I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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