also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wish i was in the wii world.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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