Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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