My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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