it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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