I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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