sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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