I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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