He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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