Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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