Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Someone signed my nipple.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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