so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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